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maybe, Maybe :kichern:

Tell us, Katja :winken:

I said MAYBE, not SURE :troesten:

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Original von Katja
maybe, Maybe :kichern:

This is what you said.
And nothing else :haareziehen:

okay:

A school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Marie said, "My family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Sally raised her hand.
She said, "My family went to See Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good, Sally, but I want the word "fascinate".

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny
was noted for his bad language.. She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said,"My cousin's wife has a sweater with ten buttons,
but her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.....

:vogelzeigen: :kichern:

xtra joke for maybe: :davonlaufen:

Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall
where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over and said,"Life is so darn boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

As fast as she could, the first little old lady fumbled her way out of her
clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the
hall, followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement." :kichern: :kaputtlachen:

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Original von Katja
couldn't you say "old-women-summer"?
i :kichern:

In the dictionary I found the right translation :beobachten:
"Old-women-summer" does not exist.
The right translation is Indian summer or gossamer.

And..how do you like the jokes?! :kichern:

What a cool topic change, my dear :troesten:

Are you a dreid-arrangement, too??
:kaputtlachen:

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Original von Katja
Are you a dreid-arrangement, too??
:kaputtlachen:

You are a silly goose, you know? :kopfhauen:
Of course I'm not a dreid arrangement :ja:

I meant dried ...of course.

But you wrote dreid, my Dear :kopfhauen: :5geben:

Are you a DRIED-Arrangement, too?

Now it's right

Why too?
Are you also dried arranged? :kaputtlachen:

like the woman the joke is talking about

:ohrfluestern: Katja, Do you have any other jokes I can laugh about with any risk? :haareziehen: :kichern:

if you use google...you can laugh about english jokes

yes, but you've found some special for me :zwinkern: :abklatschen: